And that ALL Americans are rich/middle class?
ATLANTA, GEORGIA (UNITED STATES)
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when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood
When you gotta give a presentation and you waiting for everybody to shut up.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life